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jacob

guy:hey jacob
jacob: hey
by omega_lamma69 March 23, 2021
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Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.
Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.
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Jacob

The most finest nigga you will ever meet 😍😍 he’s so fine like wtf she’s super cute and one day he’s ganna be a famous celebrity he has the most beautiful girl by his side elizabeth a lot of guys want her but she only wants him 👋🏽 Jacob is popular and he’s on drugs
Girl* I want Jacob

2nd girl* he has a girlfriend and she really loves him

Girl* yeah she’s so lucky

2nd girl* she isn’t lucky he is to be with a girl like her

Girl* Jacob and Elizabeth make a cute couple (:(
by -da realest October 20, 2019
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LIl Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.
"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."
by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 9, 2024
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Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.
We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.
by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023
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Jacob

He watches hentai and loves icarly he had sex with his grandpa
Ugh that guys watching hentai hes so JAcob
by Jacobs the bomb June 10, 2018
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Jacob

Not a good looking person and knows it. Has a big penis with huge testicles, but is not really good at anything
Jacob: Look at his penis
by Bobtheuilder April 18, 2022
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