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"my idiotness is killing me"
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An Idiot

An Idiot is a breed of human that doesn’t learn. They are incapable of making intelligent decisions. Their lifespan is usually about 10-20 years, but some get lucky and can live up to 55 years.
Taylor: “Tay Tay with the flow

Madilyn: “Taylor is an idiot”

Everyone: “Yeah, he really is.”
by Uranus’s Skeleton August 5, 2023
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Lob is an Idiot for saying bellinger is the G.O.A.T.
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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
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Idiot

Dad: how can you get an E in sports you fucking idiot
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Idiot Slugfest

When two groups of idiots fight each other over the stupidest, such sport teams or religion.

1. Cowboy and Eagles fans fighting on Facebook

2. Israel and Palestine killing each other.

3. Fast food restaurant execs and animal rights groups negotiating with each other.
Man, those Muslims and Jews are fighting over their religions again and over a really crappy part of land. It is Idiot Slugfest.
by Biff Stephenson December 3, 2023
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