Idiot

The ex boyfriend who asks out your cousin/sister/BFF two days after you broke up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Lucas did?
Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real idiot.
Person 1: Bitch he’s the definition of idiot.

by Thatbitch12345 March 13, 2019

Idiot

A person with the name meghan

Megan is a idiot

by sadffdagfdg July 15, 2022

Idiot

The person who looks up this in the Urban Dictionary

Bill: iM aN iDiOt cUs I lOoKeD uP IdIoT iN ThE uRbAn dIcKtIoNaRY

by Your Local Dumbass 😎 April 20, 2023

idiotness

the better version of idiocy

"my idiotness is killing me"

by bisexual_simp February 5, 2022

An Idiot

An Idiot is a breed of human that doesn’t learn. They are incapable of making intelligent decisions. Their lifespan is usually about 10-20 years, but some get lucky and can live up to 55 years.

Taylor: “Tay Tay with the flow”

Madilyn: “Taylor is an idiot”

Everyone: “Yeah, he really is.”

by Uranus’s Skeleton August 5, 2023

Idiot

Lob/Baldski/CLUTCH JALEN SUGGS

Lob is an Idiot for saying bellinger is the G.O.A.T.

by DaBaez June 26, 2021

Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!

“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!

by Terrysuki September 22, 2023