Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH

I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch

by dickfucking \slut January 06, 2021

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 02, 2022

Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear

by Lord Stryker November 20, 2019

human mail challenge

A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.

I wish I could do the human mail challenge.

by boaz274 March 18, 2017

Human resources

Primay a Hispanic picnic, skinny jeans and mini skirts required upon exiting.

Human Resources has become spineless.

by Thesenutzz November 06, 2019

Human Resources

To protect the company at all cost and not care about the employee at all

You should contact Human Resources

by xxxverifiedxxx September 12, 2023

human cetepede

A stiched-together chain of people ass to mouth usually against one's will.

The doctor stiches us into a human cetepede.

by Lmaowski March 02, 2018