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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.
*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck
by JessusAngel December 16, 2019
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Holy Rolaids

Steve stop boasting holy rolaids.— CJ Fuller House
by SC18 June 30, 2022
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Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
by Vaksej November 8, 2021
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Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.
Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!
by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024
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Holy Hell

An expression used to emphasize how bad or painful a certain situation is.
by Fudjdjjskskdjf August 9, 2020
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