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Guy depression

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.
John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!
by Zoritos January 23, 2012
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Guy Ricci

An elderly cat with the flu enjoying it's last moments of life.
I saw a cute guy ricci walking down the street yesterday, i feel so bad...
by Ebony Whitewod July 31, 2012
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Construction Guy

Construction Guy
(Noun) A guy or gal who looks like there working but they are not. usually your boss
Zack: See all those construction guys?
Shane: Those ones not working
Zack: Yeah
by Sneakaround July 11, 2011
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Safety Guy

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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Five Guys

It’s where Five guys Fuck you At once
Omg Eddie took a Five Guys Today.
by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023
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Muso guy

Pronounciation: (M-you-so) (guy)

A guy who is obsessed with music and quite weird, usually a music teacher.
Me: guess where I was

Thomas: that muso guy again?

Me: yep
by Just some random guitar guy December 13, 2022
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Toogh guy

A Gen X/middle aged man of blue collar background who spends his afternoons at sports bars drinking, watching sports, and trying to act like a tough guy to everyone around him. Usually gets into altercations at the bar over said sports game. What makes the toogh guy interesting and an oxymoron is that despite acting like a jerk to other guys at the bar or in public is that he will often be seen appeasing and groveling to women in his life.

Toogh guys will often be divorced and forced to pay alimony to their ex-wives and often times they will happily do it and make all form of excuses and mental gymnastics to justify it not being so bad.

The favorite phrase of the toogh guy is “it is what it is” when describing the pathetic state of his marriage and/or life to someone in a attempt to cope with his pitiful existence. The toogh guy is often seen hitting on and simping for the younger female bartenders and often times is deluded in thinking he has a chance with them or that they like them. Some toogh guys even get jealous of other men at the bar getting overly sweet with their favorite bartender and will try and act tough with or cock block said guy.

Toogh guys love talking about how chivalrous they are to women or lying about having better jobs titles than they actually have (like being a federal agent or retired fire fighter) and constantly express how women should be protected at all costs, often times in front of women so they can appease them or try to impress them.
Bro Dylan’s dad is such a typical Gen X toogh guy. He literally bragged to me at the bar the other night about how he has to pay alimony to his ex-wife and then lied about being a federal agent. Afterwards he got in my face for talking sweet to the bartender that usually serves him.
by CMartel15 December 18, 2022
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