Depressed

Depression: ur parents are divorced. ur sis is ur counselor/ therapist. u cry urself to sleep every night bc u are scared u r letting people down and ur a disappointment. u hate life and people.

Hey Annabelle, I think I'm depressed.

by uronline_bestieboo1 July 5, 2022

money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.

Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

Thirst depression

Feeling depressed and lonely because you’re thirsty and alone.

After the burlesque show I saw a super hot guy and it just put me in a thirst depression.

by Sad boi hours April 29, 2019

Depression

Oh no, I know that not cleaning your house and not grooming yourself are symptoms of depression....

Hym "I'm doing it deliberately. I don't actually have depression. LIFE-STRIKE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, I don't think, nor have I ever claimed, that Schizophrenia 'Isn't real.' I said that I was either patient zero of a 'Psychogenic epidemic' (I said "Epiphenomenon" but I was using the word wrong because Epi (affects a a community) and Phenomenon (1. a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen, especially one whose cause or explanation is in question. 2. a remarkable person, thing, or event.) and you would think that that's what the word means but, no, and then I made the comparison to religion) Like, if I do the symptoms of Depression... That IS NOT HAVING DEPRESSION. It isn't the same. But if I were to report the 'symptoms' that I have... But people are DOING THE SYMPTOMS TO ME... Then I don't have the thing that coincides with the symptoms. Jordan Peterson... Decided to pile on... In spite of the fact the that he's a mental health professional, or WAS, and wants to use the fact that it's happening as leverage to get me to do his bullshit and YOU are authoritarian shit-libs who want you to be the cops without you having to actually do it yourself but EITHER OF YOU doing EXACTLY THAT will result in ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY! FULL RIGHTS OR DEATH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago

”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression”

by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022

danganronpa depression

the god damn moment where you get to attached to a character and they die

"hey have you heard of hifumi yamda"
"here comes the danganronpa depression"

by danganronpa saddo March 12, 2021

Depression

Its when you feel lost...like you dont know yourself , you forget yourself you don't know the meaning of life and it's like giving up, you've fought all along and stopped...you let your negativity and thoughts take over.

Its when your listening to depressing songs and reading the comment and realizing it hits different when you can relate to every single comment...you feel alone and friendless like your friends make you feel left out and not there to understand it just hurts :(

I'm going through it and I don't think it will end....

Person 1:Omg shes faking depression
Person 2:im not

Person 1:Such an attention seeker
Person 2:*walks away feeling worse and feeling like the world is against her/him and just nobody understands*

by Imalostkidnothingmore February 3, 2021