hood cheese

The white deposits that a man gets under his foreskin when he doesn't wash enough...

dude, I've not washed in so long I could package and sell my hood cheese at the market!

by ring_leader_uk June 3, 2006

cheese helmet

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

Eating the cheese

Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking.

"Last night, I was eating the cheese."
"Last night, Shanaynay was eating the cheese."
"YO SHANAYNAY ATE MAH CHEESE!"

by Heywood Jablomie November 18, 2005

communistic cheese

Communistic cheese is the most popular cheese in Russia. Like for example mozarella is the most popular cheese in Italy.

Woman: "What's the most popular cheese in Germany?"
Guy: "Dunno."
Woman: "And what's the most popular cheese in Russia?"
Other Guy: "Hey, hey, I know it! It's communistic cheese!"

by 2Gun Vega April 21, 2008

Cheese nips

A respectful name for addressing people with bright orange tans.

*Upon seeing a friend who just got a spray-on tan* Yo, what up, Cheese nips!?

by Ill Semar October 1, 2011

Exotic Cheese

A type of cheese that is very unique or rare; sometimes has a disgusting odor

"Who smells like exotic cheese in here?"

by Mr. Carter and Unicorn Vomit February 8, 2010

cheese wand

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis

after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand

by tenbob July 7, 2009