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Posh wank

When a woman gets all dressed up, posh underwear, heels, the lot...then masturbates while slowly turning herself on by looking so bloody fantastic!
Imagine the hottest date you could ever go on....and orgasm at the end of it..posh wank!
by Virginia mary February 13, 2010
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wank-bag

Stupid, thoughtless person who need to fire-up their brainless. Also an ignoramus who doesn't think about others
"That guy's such a wank-bag."
by Delicious Manager October 5, 2006
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wank udders

An alternative name for the fine creation that is the breasts.
"Man she had some hot wank udders"
"I've seen better wank udders on your mum"
by Doggers June 24, 2007
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Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.
by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019
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International Wank Day

The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
by Bongonog November 11, 2019
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Winnie the Pooh wank

The act of masturbating, while only wearing a tshirt, and being totally naked from the waste down. Made famous by Winnie The Pooh who never wore bottoms.
I had a Winnie The Pooh wank last night, tshirt on and nothing else.
by RichieBigTits December 14, 2022
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Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?
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