Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
by Tjempo July 16, 2020
Get the Working on Update'smug. Business or actions conducted in a generally loathsome, disagreeable, unfortunate, or otherwise unsavory manner.
Yn1: “aye bro, you really take ole girl tennis bracelet after dicking her down?”
Yn2: “nigga you trying to get this paper or what, ole pocket watching ahh”
Yn1: “that was nasty work mah ninja”
Yn2: “nigga you trying to get this paper or what, ole pocket watching ahh”
Yn1: “that was nasty work mah ninja”
by brobro 😭 February 3, 2025
Get the Nasty Workmug. Degen 1: Wen moon?
Degen 2: The dood assembled a digital army to boost engagement on our posts, why don't you work your bags like him?
Degen 2: The dood assembled a digital army to boost engagement on our posts, why don't you work your bags like him?
by Akron8r March 30, 2025
Get the Work Your Bagsmug. cars that tend to have issues that cost hella money to fix or cars that break down in the middle of the road
by shitty cars October 21, 2023
Get the cars that never workmug. “Government work” is what one does for oneself in a shop on company time using company tools, machinery and materials. “Government work” “hides” the fact that you are stealing company resources by implying that it’s a secret, off the books, project. But since everyone knows what “government work” means you really aren’t hiding anything, you’re sharing an inside joke.
When someone says “that’s good enough for government work,” they are admitting that they are doing less than perfect work because it’s just for their personal use.
When someone says “that’s good enough for government work,” they are admitting that they are doing less than perfect work because it’s just for their personal use.
Worker 1: What’s that? It doesn’t look like any of our usual products.
Worker 2: I can’t tell you, It’s government work.
Worker 1: It looks like a part for your new motorcycle.
Worker 2: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
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Worker 1: That part you’re working on will never pass inspection.
Worker 2: Doesn’t matter, it’s government work.
Worker 2: I can’t tell you, It’s government work.
Worker 1: It looks like a part for your new motorcycle.
Worker 2: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
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Worker 1: That part you’re working on will never pass inspection.
Worker 2: Doesn’t matter, it’s government work.
by Gray_Hare January 16, 2025
Get the Government workmug. Hym "Yes which is why you're stealing it and then crossing your fingers and hoping the government let's you get away with not credit or paying. There will be no 'working with' you are stealing from me so a retard can call himself what I am. I don't need to be working with for you to have to pay and no I don't have to sit here and wait for you to reverse engineer my theory in such a way that you can lie any say you didn't need my input in the first place."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Working Withmug. 