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by nuero February 09, 2004
by shinebox March 17, 2003
Jim: Did you guys finish moving the couch?
Joe: Nah, there were only two of us, we couldn't get our legs over the whale.
Beth (in need of a steak knife for steak): Be right back, I need to get a steak knife so I can get my leg over the whale.
Joe: Nah, there were only two of us, we couldn't get our legs over the whale.
Beth (in need of a steak knife for steak): Be right back, I need to get a steak knife so I can get my leg over the whale.
by Jimjackson223 May 30, 2009
I dont really know but call people it in a really common accent and threaten to hurt them and theyll laugh.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW Mosher Legs
by Eric Shun May 09, 2003
This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.
Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"
Randy: "Nice man!"
Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"
Randy: "Nice man!"
Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"
by Anonymous Bee. Tard October 22, 2007
When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.
Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.
by neozzythe1 June 24, 2009