lady locker stalker

When one gentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.

When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on fresh shoes.

by Skylar Comancho January 7, 2023

Lady holding broom

What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.

Lady holding broom? Why?

by Lazarus667 April 25, 2017

Your baby a lady

Cant be beaten. The prime leader of insults. If spoken the universe explodes.

Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother

David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes

by Ieatass420 March 17, 2018

lesbian lady biceps

The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.

"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"

by lesbians_in_suits February 10, 2020

OLD LADY MUNSON

Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying

Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}

by WHAT'SGOODY February 26, 2018

my fair lady

A statement said when you are courting and a skeezer is of good upstanding and has gorgeous features.

How doth ye be, my fair lady?

by Kingo Lion September 7, 2016

Pink Lady Express

A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.

Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.

Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.

Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!

by D-train1990 March 16, 2010