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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
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chop

to smoke a bowl of weed usually from a bong or pipe
me: yo come over lets chop
him: shit bro that was the biggest chop ive ever taken
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bunta chops

A slang word for marijhuana originating from perth, Australia this can be further simplified to choppies for all the derros out there
Bro those bunta chops were cuda as fuck

Fucking Trow hasn't got the bunta chops for our sesh tonight
by Lol dog 1er August 24, 2015
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Chop

A person who acts silly; a person who acts like Cae. A chop.
Cae was acting like such a chop when she didn't twerk on the wall
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Chop

Mixing weed and tobacco in a bowl. The ratio is usually 90:10 tobacco and it usually smoked through a bong. Chops are very addicting, taste rank, and are awful for u because of the tobacco. However, they give you a mad headbuzz when ur drunk, save weed, and hit fast.
Yo lets go take some chops after school, ive been itchin all day.

Yo im hammered lets go pull some rank chops.
by Gonas gang February 21, 2017
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philly chops

The patchy ass beards that young bulls in philly have. Generally paired with a wifebeater or white tee, nike gym shorts, Nike compression pants, and some air maxes or some sort.
Peep the philly chops on that boul
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Chops

Not happening, not going to happen
It’s chops for giving you rips, my juul is almost dead.
by Aysup December 3, 2019
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