A person or person's who stands guard of there back door but secretly wants to find a good fitting key.
by Major Rummy January 15, 2010
A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.
We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.
by Door Monkey Door Lock November 29, 2013
When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021
People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
by Tumamafat July 12, 2020
by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018
A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle
“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”
by sloupey April 10, 2023