CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

Ducks Butter

The sweat that gathers between your anus and ball sack after sex.

Jizzminda's gussit was caked in ducks butter after a long night What's that? Chinese for dinner? Why yes yes it is!at the docks.

by Taverna scotiatoastie January 7, 2016

Laughing Duck

When you are laughing uncontrollably and keep farting with every giggle you make, which sounds like a duck!

I get so embarrassed when I start getting the laughing duck and cannot control how loud it is.

by batmansgirl August 20, 2012

Duck master

Someone who has mastered the art of fucking.

Get naked and let the Duck Master show you how it’s done.

by Thedaveman000 February 12, 2018

Duck Butter

The creamy, sticky, heavily scented discharge, or better known as "duckbutter" left in a woman's panties after a long days work. Duck Butter sometimes is heavier during certain times of the month than others.

After working a 12 hour shift, Suzy had a hell of a time peeling her panties off her va-jayjay, due to the ripe stench and cream of duck butter that was stuck to her pubic hair. Ouch.

by Emptynest12 August 16, 2016

hot duck

Microwaving a dildo.

Be right back babe, I’m gonna give the best hot duck you’ve ever had.

by Coco be loco May 23, 2018