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Twelvie bitch

A twelvie bitch is an eleven year old girl who is pretending to be a twelvie, when she isn't even on that level yet, unlike the people the grade above her. She will have Instagram which she will update regularly with selfies of her and her BFFL. She has one or two baes and will beg her parents to drop her at the mall, only to take lots of selfies with her baes and tag them in the photo. Expect, even in the middle of winter, to have slutty lace tops and miniskirts, and don't forget the make-up! She will often comment on her friends profiles with a '😍 so pretty bae'. Comes in the form of Ashleys, Georgias, Lanas and Halles.
Stupid twelvie bitch
Look at all the twelvie bitches
by doctorpotter July 3, 2014
mugGet the Twelvie bitchmug.

Bitch Almighty

A mood or state in which you feel like you are on-top, or popular, some people might refer to it like being egotistic, or pre Madonna.
Ex 1. Your Acting All Bitch Almighty...

Ex 2. Im Feeling Really Bitch Almighty...
by Queen Bitch In Oakville On August 17, 2010
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Bitch Network

When you tell someone a secret, there is most likely two people that they will tell that secret to.

then that person has two people, then that person has two more people, and so on.

repeat the process until the entire town knows your secret. usually performed by bitches, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey, dude did you hear that your girlfriend cheated on you?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Through the Bitch Network.
by The Young Enigma September 4, 2009
mugGet the Bitch Networkmug.

Bitching Post

The person who you always Bitch to ( not Bitch about)

Could also be refered to as your bitching pal/buddy. He/she probably doesnt care what your saying, but just listens. ( occasionaly joins in)
Tom: Argh, Tim is so annoying!
Luke: Yeah...
Tom: Sorry for being your Bitching Post by the way.
Luke: It's alright man...I don't like him anyway.
by Hairyspud August 28, 2008
mugGet the Bitching Postmug.

Bitch Chuckle

It finally has a name! You know when you’re in a conversation and someone says something stupid, arrogant, off putting, supposedly funny but not, or even if it’s something about a person you really give less than two fucks about and you just kinda chuckle?? Or it can even be a chuckle you have in a conversation whilst someone is bashing someone and you just totally agree! Yeah that’s a bitch chuckle!
Jim was talking to Mary about how no one showed up to Elizabeth’s party and Mary let out a bitch chuckle because, deep down, she knew how much everyone really hated Elizabeth!
by Breeeezer February 19, 2020
mugGet the Bitch Chucklemug.

bitch hiking

when your trying to hitchhike but you point the middle finger instead so they could see it better since the middle is longest
by this isnt sam November 20, 2020
mugGet the bitch hikingmug.

Welfare bitch

Girl who stays on welfare, not want to work and expecpt their guy to pay all their expenses.
This welfare bitch doesn’t wanna help out with rent.
by Scream Beef October 15, 2018
mugGet the Welfare bitchmug.

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