by ranga windows November 25, 2018
Get the thomas jordan hallmug. Love of my life, apple of my eye, and sexiest man in all of Inazuma. He has a cock approximating 15 inches. So cute could turn a homophobe gay and start railing him in a minute.
Thoma is hot
by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021
Get the Thomamug. TRASH STRAIGHT TRASH. Cheats on his girlfriend with ugly hoes. Doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone but you know who gives a crap. He deserves all the bad karma he gets.
by Realtlkyoo March 31, 2019
Get the Thomas Sorrowmug. Thomas is an amazing friend and someone you should always hang on too. Thomas brings comfort and so much laughter to your down days, he can help you through so much when you're at you're all time low. He makes your heart feel warm and whenever he messages you, you can't help but to smile and text back at the speed of light. He can make anyone smile when he walks into a room. Thomas is a strong-minded person and a tuff person, he's not an easy person to knock down and that's one of his best features he has. He's a person you can always count on and he'll always be there for you no matter what. Thomas is also a very handsome man; he has great hair and a nice voice; he gets all the ladies. Thomas is the true ladies' man. He'll give you fun cute nicknames and he'll also make you feel loved. Thomas would be an amazing partner that anyone would love to have, he'd be on the top 5 best partners list. He's very passionate about his hobbies and interests, when he talks about them, he lights up and is so happy to talk about what he likes, it's very cute to watch. Thomas is the best person you will ever meet, he's always so fun to talk too even though some of the conversations are questionable you will always enjoy having him around you. He's a sweetheart that everyone loves and someone you'll always want to hug and hug forever. You can be 100% that he gives the best hugs anyone can ask for. Thank you, Thomas, for everything you've done for me and many others, you truly are the best <3
Thomas will always be the best person and friend and partner anyone could ask for. I love you bb6<33
~FYNNSTER
~FYNNSTER
by FYNNSTER November 26, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. Absolute goat, loves fanum tax, too skibidi for Jack Grealish or even SSSniperWolf. He sticks his gyatt out for the rizzlers alongside the gyatts with enormous ohio sigma rizz in Ohio
Jack Grealish: You're so Skibidi!
Thomas: I'm the Skibidi
Mia Khalifa: Grrr...... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Thomas: I'm the Skibidi
Mia Khalifa: Grrr...... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
by jJukes November 20, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. A gay fat assed bitch who sucks dick. He has no penis at all. He fucks with james king with no condom. He is sexually attracted to trees
Thomas ververka you fat bitch
by Asseater42069gloryhole October 18, 2018
Get the Thomas ververkamug. Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
Get the Thomas Kressigmug.