Child irrelevant romantic preference

Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids

Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Child

A person below 20 Y/O

"Officer, I didnt know the child was 3!"

by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022

Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard

Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt

by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016

hello bitch child

Fuck you

Hello bitch child, fuck you.

by Croissantmanimbored September 4, 2021

Man-child

Seth Field

Lori’s husband is a man-child.

by Shlomo Schwartz August 1, 2021

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022

Love child

1. Female child from a bootycall, hookup, fling, 1 night stand or a off and on relationship with no love in it
2. A daughter by close friends
3. A female offspring from a committed relationship or engaged not yet married

4. The daughter from an affair
5. A princess born out of wed lock by a king or queen that is not The other leader's child, maybe step daughter or A female kid from an affair

All definitions male equivalent is Natural child

1. Consequences of having a natural or love Child are
2. I think she is your love child
3. In this case I don't think Having a love child is bad
4. I have a feeling that bell is a love child

5. The queen's love child

by 459395 April 7, 2023