Rusty Fidget Spinner

The guy on bottom lies with his arms straight up and legs spread, resembling a fidget spinner. The person on top, with penis inserted firmly in their ass, assumes the same position and spins around

"hey man how'd it go last night?" "Yeah we did the rusty fidget spinner but I got shit on my dick"

by k1rby99 August 17, 2017

rusty pipe wrench

When after putting it in a girls butt, she turns around and gives you a handjob with a twisting motion.

"Yeah bruh, last night I got with that new girl and she gave me a rusty pipe wrench"

by JosipherTheIII August 4, 2017

Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.

Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.

by xpartofitx January 17, 2012

rusty corn hole

When you bang a chick in the ass pull out wIth a shit covered dick then continue to stink it in her period pussy.

Last night shaquita was feeling freaky so I gave her the ol rusty corn hole

by Larrysillytits August 11, 2017

rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

by BiggestRich March 1, 2017

Rusty Ironing Board

To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv

I gave her the rusty ironing board to Maxxx

by Homara October 12, 2019

rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.

I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.

by np073189 December 17, 2015