hair sandwich

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt

i gave julie the hair sandwich

by oldgregglikesitrough59 April 8, 2009

Earth Sandwich

When two people on opposite sides of the world put a piece of bread on the ground in unison. This act puts the Earth in the middle of a sandwich

Crack Smoker 1: yo dude if you finna put some bread on the ground and some ching chong in china do it too then yall make an earth sandwich?

Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo

Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo

by WasabiThumbs January 20, 2019

millennial sandwich

the middle seat on an airplane

On the flight over, I had to sit in a millennial sandwich.

by Protius July 24, 2019

dude sandwich

Probably originating in California in the 1980's this is not a strict word definition, but rather the art of phrasing the beginning AND ending of a question or request with the pronoun "dude", hence becoming the proverbial bread that contains the subject matter. Also called a California sandwitch, although nothing to do with aformentioned Simpson's baby eating definition.

"Dude are we going to Del Taco, dude?" ie. a dude sandwich

by funkcrunkdapuss July 31, 2008

dog shit sandwich

fresh dog poo between two pieces of white bread.

kids : dad whats for dinner?
dad: a DOG SHIT sandwich!

by Pollie D March 15, 2011

Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009

Santa Claus sandwich

When an individal has sexual intercourse between two bearded men in suits.

I caught Katlin getting Santa Claus sandwiched in the closet at the company Christmas party last week. Hohoho

by Kmizzle067 August 19, 2016