Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

by synthwavesun January 23, 2025

sloppy dallas

when your partner is giving you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

you want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by the girl with no love life October 15, 2020

Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 February 3, 2007

sloppy joe

to give sommeone a blowjob but do it very sloppy.

stop giving me a sloppy joe billl

by sloppy joe your girl June 5, 2023

Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

sloppy dallas

Getting a blowjob from someone with a dip in their mouth

Man, that sloppy Dallas felt really great last night.

by 69king.com October 16, 2020