radioactive queef

Much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out.

Did you see Joe shaved his head?

No, are you sure Brenda didn't let out a radioactive queef?

by XaNaX_Daquri February 4, 2017

Whipped queef

Projectile queefing, aerosol whipped topping into your partners face.

Then I whipped queefed all over his face.

by Wooly1818 February 20, 2017

tomato queef

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.

It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.

by Lightning mcqueef March 20, 2017

fishy queef

To fart whilst having a family meal at Prezzo, when eating with your family

Crickey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair just did a fishy queef

by Bumfart March 21, 2017

mountain queef

Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters

by Jammy11 April 23, 2017

whale queef

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina

"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"

by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017

commie queef

Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."

by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017