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Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
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Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?
by MrJuly October 12, 2011
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Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
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Pipe Dream

When you want to fuck someone you have next to no chance of fucking
Man 1: Imma fuck Lisa one day
Man 2: You ain't fuckin her, that's a pipe dream
by DumDumtheGenius January 24, 2023
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PIPE

I PIPE!
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