mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.

Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!

by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016

Your Mom

A very fat, ugly, hairy dude that is many things and is the legit answer to everything.

Your Mom is so fat....

by xXx_YourDad_xXx February 3, 2020

Trance Mom

A mom who listens to trance music, thus revealing her past participation in raves, EDM festivals, or similar lifestyle events.

Your mom is a total trance mom. I saw her dancing in the kitchen to a Ferry Corsten song.

by GCBDad November 16, 2021

Your mom

ITS JUST YOUR MOM

your mom is fat

by CHFRJHDGTfydjfyvth July 2, 2021

Ur mom

Is ugly

Dude she’s so ugly I mean she’s ur mom

by Marcos657emopizza February 17, 2022

trip mom

a friend that stays sober to take care of everyone when they are tripping

megan is a trip mom, she drives us to get food.

by amandaG21 April 27, 2020

Your Mom

A comeback only 3-5th graders use because they think it will make them sound cooler than everybody else in the room.

Kid: Hey dude I think ur a total dumbass.
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!

by Doofus123 November 1, 2021