meat cookie

A very dense, foul bowel movement.

After eating Taco Bell, Shana baked up a mean batch of meat cookies.

by Uhlyssah February 26, 2008

Meat Syrup

The thick fluid that emits from the man's penis during sexual climax.

My boyfriend spilled his meat syrup all over my chest.

His meat syrup tasted like yogurt.

by fuckingmotherlick January 7, 2012

meat dick

The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.

That pastrami sandwich gave me massive meat dick

by eluminaught January 4, 2011

Meat Battleship

A sexual contest where two or more people battle to the death on a waterbed with their meat cannons a.k.a. penises.

When i went down to the strip club there were 2 Meat Battleships going on.

by meatcannons101 November 22, 2011

Meat gobbler

A female or sometimes a male. that is high on drugs, that does not care who's dick, what dick, what it looks like type of dick, diseased or not dick, old dick, young dick ugly dick, nice dick, your dick, my dick, the homeless crazy man's dick. As long as it's a dick he or she can touch, suck, or insert.

Ugh there's Tiffany, she's such a penis gobbler.

She was so high! that nasty penis gobbler didn't notice the bumps on that tweakers dick.

She/he is such a meat gobbler they pay for drugs and to gobbler that dick.

by GotIt87 May 9, 2020

scrig meat

also known as taint (the skin between your anus and your scrotum.

she was chewing on my scrig meat

by supergong May 29, 2009

meat turbine

when the partner completes a 360 while the male's penis is inside his partner's butt.

hey did you catch that meat turbine Jake and Phil just did!?

by phil and jake December 2, 2013