Max

Fire Crotch

Max has a flaming fire crotch

by Fa33ot March 3, 2022

Osot-maxxing

From Arabic (osot meaning tuition)
When a school principal obviously only cares about making profit, and not at all about the students

They increased lunch by 10$ : "___" is obviously osot-maxxing

by Wordsuser15 May 13, 2025

max kirkby

If you know a Max Kirkby, he definitely loves food, sleep, and chipotle! The chubbiest people known to man always have the name: Max Kirkby but they are dangerous so be careful that they don’t “Come round your house and spark your jaw!”

Max Kirkby is going to come round my house and spark my jaw!

by Olly Freeman November 24, 2021

Max

Max is the most extraordinary person in the world. His smile can make you forget all the dirt in the universe in a single second. He has a thousand different laughs, all for a specific moment and when you meet him and hear one, you're immediately addicted. He's the smartest guy and helps others daily, often forgetting his own health. He tends to think he's cocky and egoistical, yet it's just his mind playing tricks on him. His brushy eyebrows are adorable and he gives the best hugs in a single-person bed. He deserves love and attention, care and support and most importantly, lots of kisses.

'Hey, do you know Max?'
'Heck yes, he's my forever treasure, wanna meet him?'

by quiteanaveragegf August 13, 2022

AIDS-Maxing

AIDS-maxing means maximizing AIDS and/or HIV prevention. If someone were to use a condom to prevent STDs that would be considered AIDS-maxing.

“Wow Tom, you have a lot of condoms, you have big AIDS-maxing game!”
“Thank you Fred no pain no gain, AIDS-maxing is for the best!”

by ManlyMattress May 29, 2024

max

max is a very ugly human being, he has the tinyest penis of all time. max thinks he is the funniest person out of his friends.

is that max?
i hate max
max thinks he is the best

by maxhater190 December 10, 2021

Max

Max is super sporty and good at everything especially baseball like pitcher max Meyer as an example shortstop as max muncy and 1st base like other max muncy he gets all the girls and is super hot, tall, funny, and cool.

That guy is so hot.
Who max.

Yes.

by Coolperson2378 October 12, 2025