May 13

National ask your crush out day .
Ask your crush out on may 13 if you have the balls to do it 😂.

Justin:it’s may 13 bro .
Luka:damn I have to ask out Kylie .

by Jaiasnsnakkanaksnskw May 12, 2021

May 17

It’s national tiddy day, girls got to send a tiddie pic to whoever sents you this

Yo it’s may 17 national tiddie pic day, let me see sum real quick

by Uknwn32 May 17, 2022

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

Mia may

She is a hoe. When it comes to friends she is so fake. She usually likes Dylan's but they dont fucking like her and she deserves to be single.periodt.

Eww mia may

by Mia may March 5, 2020

May 19th

National prairie dog day!
a day to give a fist bump to your friends because like prairie dogs friends stick together!

yo Andrew it’s may 19th
🤜🤛

by lizzy_s April 27, 2020

Honey-Mai

Perfection. Honey-Mai is the perfect girl, with a perfect personality and the perfect body. She always looks hot, and has a nice booty. Usually found with her boyfriend, she cares a lot about her family, and those she loves. She isn't appreciated like she should be.

She has beautiful long, dark hair, cute freckles, and a hot ass. Her boyfriend's name is usually Jacob.

Jacob to friend: Honey-Mai is so fit, I'm so happy she's my girlfriend.
Friend to Jacob: Yeah, I wish she was my girlfriend.
Jacob to friend: To bad I'm never letting go.

by 231119 May 15, 2020

Jacob May

Hot and gets all the hoes and plays sports and he is a good kid

Jacob may is high

by Me boy November 25, 2019