mp

moist pussy

You don't want to zip-line with an upset tummy? Don't be such an MP!!

by c-arts August 15, 2011

70 mph Diet

When someone has a lead foot, and sees a cop and doesn't slow down, but finally learns to adjust.

Oh yah, he didn't learn, this is his 3rd ticket this month. He should've listened to me when I told him to go on the 70 mph Diet.

by Saralise September 6, 2007

mp

A common abbreviation for Muffin Paradise.

All of the cool kids are going to MP

by Bydnelg February 26, 2005

MPB

Male Pattern Baldness. Blame your mother's contribution to your early receding hairline.

Baseball caps are the favored head covering for those suffering MPB.

by Mama_Sooz July 6, 2016

Mpj

A high school in rexdale. Pretty litt

Heyy ur school like ‘mpj’

by Whwvwgduwiqoqiisndvrvhwj October 27, 2017

Mpompos

Mpompos is a nerdddddddddddd

Look at Raphael he is such a Mpompos

by Yolopick March 11, 2021

MPG

Mr. P. Griffy

Yo MPG! You lookin' good today. Fo' sure.

by n. May 6, 2004