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Hung like a French man 

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A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.
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hit that like a drunk driver 

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how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick
damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver
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hitting it like zeus 

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To bang anything and everything in sight
Aaron will sleep with anyone he can, he is hitting it like Zeus.
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done you like a kipper 

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When you make someone your fool
Legend: "Want to buy a snowboard?"
Kipper: "sure, how much mate?"
Legend: "£300?"
Kipper: "Awesome"
Legend: "ahh only cost me £200, done you like a kipper!"
Kipper: "Where does that saying come from anyway?"
Legend: "From me when I sold you a snowboard!"
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I didn't like it. I... LOVED it.

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If you were watching America's Talent and heard Simon Cowell say this and you were puzzled, this is something he says sometimes to screw with the performer/performers and scare them, and he is technically telling the truth because he did not simply like the performance, he LOVED it.
Simon Cowell: I didn't like it. I... LOVED it.
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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
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