Peanut butter legs

Spreadable and edible

The stripper has peanut butter legs

by The dirty ric August 14, 2017

plug me leg

An impressive and difficult sexual act.

"Oh, god... I think just plug me leg."

by nuero February 8, 2004

Leg over the whale

To do something. Anything you can think of.

Jim: Did you guys finish moving the couch?
Joe: Nah, there were only two of us, we couldn't get our legs over the whale.

Beth (in need of a steak knife for steak): Be right back, I need to get a steak knife so I can get my leg over the whale.

by Jimjackson223 May 30, 2009

Mosher legs

I dont really know but call people it in a really common accent and threaten to hurt them and theyll laugh.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW Mosher Legs

by Eric Shun May 9, 2003

Three Legged Chinaman

This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.

Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"

Randy: "Nice man!"

Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"

by Anonymous Bee. Tard November 7, 2007

One Legged Pirate

When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.

Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.

by neozzythe1 June 24, 2009

bum legs

A person with large round lower legs, that some what resemble a bum.

Look at his legs over there, they look like bum legs.

by Dirtysilence October 22, 2019