January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023

January 26

Australia Day is the official national day of Australia. Observed annually on 26 January, it marks the 1788 landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove and raising of the Union Flag by Arthur Phillip following days of exploration of Port Jackson in New South Wales

Girl 1:Hey look it's January 26
Guy 1:that's Australia's national day!

by YOIadanah June 30, 2022

23 January

The day of the dick

- what is his name
- Kyle

- He’s so 23 January

by Haahhahhhaa November 22, 2021

Jump Joy January

Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.

Person:NOW its january friend
Friend:what day is it today?
Person:Its the 10th of Jump Joy January

by Remu Kanava November 11, 2018

January 9

The day where you kiss your tallest best friend

Fred. “ hey Jasmine can I kiss you”
Jasmine.” Since it’s January 9th I guess I have to”

by Maclean January 8, 2023

January 6

National buy your co-workers coffee day.

Joe-Rob: Wow, thanks for the venti iced shaken espresso with sweet cream cold foam and caramel drizzle! What’s the occasion?
Julie-Ann: It’s January 6th!

by Hugs for Nugs January 3, 2022

January 10

January 10th is national TIGER DAY. By celebrating tigers, we’re acknowledging their importance in biodiversity and the delicate balance of nature.

Man: Hey, woman! Can I give that tiger this gift?
Woman: Yes, you can, because it’s January 10th, AKA national tiger day!!!

Man: rawr 🥺

by Anonymous782156 January 9, 2024