j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

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J-Moo

1. A term used to grab peoples atention.
2. A term used when bored.
3. A term used to grab atention when bored.
4. An adjective that can be used for anything.

1. "J-Moo!!!" "Dude, whats up with you?"
2. "J-Moo."
3. "J-Moo!!!" "Dude, were you bored or somthing?"
4. "Hey, your lookin prety J-Moo today." "Thanks" or "Dude, your cellphone is J-Moo!"

by Travis Jokel December 9, 2007

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Rip a J

To have sexual intercourse; typically associated with manipulative, deceptive, or unemotional sex, but can simply be used to describe the activity if one feels uncomfortable with using the word "sex." The "J" refers to the slang term for vagina: "VaJayJay"

"What did you do this weekend? Rip a J?"
"Hell yeah, man."

by Explosive Potato February 13, 2012

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