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floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
by artist6000 October 28, 2024
mugGet the floating island of garbagemug.

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
mugGet the Long Island Pattymug.

Mogusa Islands

A tropical island in between Indonesia and The Phillipines known for its artists such as Baboon Mahal, Ismail, Real Caesar,etc
I'm going to the Mogusa Islands next spring with the wife
by sprunkadelic November 16, 2021
mugGet the Mogusa Islandsmug.

jr islanders

A shit but ok travel hockey team that is better than the Jr rangers
Kid: gonna try out for the Jr Islanders
Friend: oh have fun getting your ass kicked
by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021
mugGet the jr islandersmug.

Statin Island Trash

A classic New York whore. Skilled in everything sexual.
Jim: I don't go for statin island trash
Tim:your fucking retarted
by Mister732 November 25, 2011
mugGet the Statin Island Trashmug.

Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
mugGet the Long Islandmug.

Comerong Island

An island nobody cares about south of somewhere unimportant. Basically derives from the words "come" and "wrong"

If you go there its because you are nearly wrong. Locals welcome people who are generally wrong in the head.
Hey did you see that idiot who bought the house down Comerong Island? He really fits in there. That's where all mentally wrong people go.
by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020
mugGet the Comerong Islandmug.

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