National fuck a homie day

March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs

Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube

National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

National fuck a homie day

March 6 is national fuck a homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day,

National fuck a homie day is March 6 a day dedicated to fucking your homies

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.

Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End

by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024

National slime your homie day

February 26th: national slime your homie day

A day to slime (shoot) your homies

Yo bro it’s national slime your homie day. *pulls out gun*

by BandannaDee338 February 26, 2025

National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day

February 13th you must clap your homies cheeks on sight on fonemgrave
Bros over hoez

Its National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day, you better hide them cheeks

by Editzlife85 February 28, 2025

Slime out your homie

to give your homie some MASSIVE dih

you need to slime out your homie for raping my dog gang 💔

by ZombieGotBetrayed0 March 1, 2025

National "look out for a homie" day

October 15th is the day in which you look out for your friends. Text them nice messages, compliments, and just be there for them. (Any gender counts as a homie today.)

You: "Hey bro, its National "look out for a homie" day. You doing alright?"
Them: "Nah, are you fine with me talking about it?"
You: "Bro, of course."
Them: "Bro.."

by Mx20 October 15, 2020