Holy cow

A holy cow

Holy cow! It’s a holy cow!

by I need help 2023 April 25, 2023

The Holy Pribble

A parody of the religious text The Holy Bibble, It is the Book about Prapality

Have you read the Holy Pribble

by The Prope April 26, 2023

holy Phoenix

A holy Phoenix is where you light your pubic hair on fire and run around screaming it will be reborn. It will rise from The ashes.

Dan has been walking weird ever since the new catholic priest said to do a Holy Phoenix instead of a Hail Mary the other day at his confession.

by PopePhoenixIII May 11, 2023

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.

Holy Schmokes Lois! I'm in Fortnite!

by majorinbananas November 20, 2023

Holy Moonlight Greatsword

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.

John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."

by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023

Hobbema holy twist

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door

I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023