Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.

by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019

Not-Fudge Sundae

A sundae with a secret turd inside. You top it with chocolate syrup to hide the surprise. It tastes even better with sprinkles. Bon apetit!

It doesn’t have to be April Fool’s Day to give someone a Not-Fudge Sundae.

by Murmage April 7, 2020

Dick fudge

The substance on a man's penis after a long night of anal sex.

I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.

by Faxmybutt April 8, 2020

Russian Fudge

This is when the guy sticks his schlong in the girl's butt and then pulls out and screams "I love Vladimir Putin!"

Damn girl, your butthole is so tight I wanna russian fudge tonight!

by lover6969& April 15, 2020

Hot Fudge Sundae

when a black girl has a threesome with two white dudes. The two white guys represent the vanilla, of which there is more of, in a hot fudge sundae

did you hear that girl over there was involved in a hot fudge sundae?

by MJ McCully June 10, 2020

Sexual Fidgeting

The act of masturbation or sexual intercourse in order to decrease one's boredom.

"I was just sitting in my dorm during lockdown, bored out of my mind. Sexual Fidgeting was the only thing that got me through."

by Lieken November 1, 2020

keebler fudge

when your fucking raw, and 90 degree shit gets on your shaft and tip, and some on your ball hair.

tom got keebler fudge all over my cock.

by Joshua Ames November 9, 2020