P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

by Rev135 June 1, 2018

Kitty Fingers

Kitty Fingers is someone who loves his cat in a very special way. Not like a cat lady would but the kind a man would a woman, but with his fingers. He had to get 3 new cats in the past year do to over usage.

Man 1: Dude that man keeps coming in here and buying cats

Man 2: Have you not heard he plays with his cat's booty hole.

Man 1: serous

Man 2: Yeah! they call him Kitty Fingers

by F0STY June 6, 2018

Swamp fingers

The smell of your fingers after fingering a girl who has a fishy scent

"Damn dude, last night Amy gave me swamp fingers"

by Swamp finger man June 7, 2018

driving finger

Another name for the middle finger. The name comes from the angry drivers who flip people off on the road whether it's from them cutting them off, running a red light or they just like to flip them off just to see what would happen

Some dumbass driver cut Leah off and ran a red light so Leah gave him the driving finger

by Suckin' on the Dictionary October 5, 2017

prawn fingers

To have the prawniest fingers of them all

Damn those are some dank prawn fingers

by Big jone October 19, 2017

basketball finger

When your finger bends backwards due to a basketball colliding with your finger. This often leads to excruciating pain in that finger.

I passed a basketball to my friend, he's got a basketball finger now.

by BankaiBoi October 24, 2017

Lager Fingers

Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.

"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"

"Sorry, lager fingers...."

by MezzaBoi May 27, 2017