Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

stan depression

When you stab someone but they never notice you so you go into depression.

“Omg I’ve been following WDW for 2 years and they still don’t follow me on IG. I’m going into Stan depression”

by KassKohai January 15, 2018

Thirst depression

Feeling depressed and lonely because you’re thirsty and alone.

After the burlesque show I saw a super hot guy and it just put me in a thirst depression.

by Sad boi hours April 30, 2019

Type 7 depression

A depression that Brooklyn gives you

Ugh u give me type 7 depression

by 🐝 bee May 29, 2018

Post line depression

When you finish the last line of magical dust and experience the aftermath of pure depression.

Fuaark bro, the post line depression in this one is strong, we should’ve got another bag brahs

by L JLO T July 28, 2023

depressed harry

Depressed harry is an absolute loser. He has no friends and every one is mean to him.

He looks depressed, but not as nearly like depressed harry

by Harry Beumer May 01, 2018

Tower of depression

Tower of depression it's a tower on the wynncraft minecraft server where you need to do a quest, and you need to travel the world twice in a row to achieve it. After breaking your legs, you shall talk to that thicc man to say that you fucked up your life.

After doing this quest, you may get depression from how shit your life is, and this all happens because the player has somehow a sexual fetish for towers.

Player 1 - "Hey dude, finally i reached level 24! I think 'll do the mission of this level!
Player 2 - "You are my dearest friend!"
Player 1 - "Why'd u say that out of nowhere?"
Player 2- "Brb ima go eat some pineapple pizza."
Player 1- "kys already dude who eats pineapple pizza!"
later that night…
Player 1- *dies with depression from Tower of depression*

by Idon'thaveasoul October 20, 2018