stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022

Up your date

When something or someone is up your arse.

It can be literally or figuratively.

If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.

"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."

by SawaDough June 5, 2022

MCC date

A date that feels good for MCC
Synonyms; good date, a fitting day of the year, mcc-y date, saturday
Pronounciation "em-sea-sea day-t"

"The 18th of december is a _MCC date_ right?" "Yeah"

by Pxrthway December 11, 2021

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

Dating

common misspelling of grating

asddasd:"im dating cheese"
asddasd's borther:"thats wierd:
asddasd:"sorry i mean grating

by fatter idiot April 3, 2022

Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.

Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.

by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022

madisyn dating kolton

Love! This is the perfect relationship. It willl last a lifetime.

Hey did you know madisyn dating Kolton is awesome.

by Love you madisyn April 15, 2022