Damn, bro your girlfriend has a nice clam vent. She must work out a lot. I bet her pussy don't stank at all.
by MON icker December 18, 2013

Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on
I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel
by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.
See that ugly bird over there?
Who? you mean clam chops?
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.
See that ugly bird over there?
Who? you mean clam chops?
by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017

A gynecologist.
Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.
by SossBoss March 14, 2016

by Osirian January 22, 2008
