Kodiak Cake

Engaging in intercourse with your partner vigorously from behind in an outdoor hot tub full of milk while massaging each other with warm sticks of butter.

Did you see that episode of The Bachelor? Matt turned that girl into a tray of Kodiak Cakes.

by KodiakCaker March 24, 2021

Pizzussy cake

When your pizzussy daddy turns 28 and deserves a triple-layered pizzussy specialty dinner to satisfy their endless pizzussy cravings.

Baby zaddy deserves his heart’s desires, let’s make him a pizzussy cake.

by rvaboywonder April 4, 2021

Cake time

The time that you eat cake at a party. You’re already at a party, and the party just got better.

Wow, I thought Bitcoin at $18k was cake time. But now it’s over $50k.

by Scrugs April 24, 2021

knob cake

A person who is of great inconvenience and speaks a load of shit.

Thanks for that you f*$%"£% knob cake. What a load of shit

by Harry Jacobs August 20, 2013

Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.

We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.

by thedesignstache February 1, 2012

Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.

Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.

by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011

queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.

by dasschepas February 21, 2011