Shit-miking

Shitposting by means of micspamming in a conference call.

We were having a pleasant time in the call yesterday, until this douchebag started shit-miking and making people leave.

by Nazo-baka July 24, 2016

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

mike

gay ass bitch cum slut bitch

mike is a gay ass bitch cum slut bitch and wants kakashi to finger his ass

by mewtwo00oooo November 28, 2021

Mike Anthony

He is one of a kind. He’s known for his positive attitude and extremely good looks. Also know for being the best lover and friend combination any woman could ask for. He is loved by everyone. Can seem shy but once you get to know him he’s the life of any party. Known for his stylish dress and classy demeanor.

Girl: Mike Anthony is such a dope man. I’d love to get to know him.

by M Anthony November 22, 2021

Mike karger

Awesome powerhouse penis greatness

I mike karger that bitch every night

by PG xxx September 15, 2022

Aggro Mike

A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.

Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.

by Aggro mike September 1, 2018

The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021