Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

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asian timothy

This is for timothys that are asian trying to search up their name but all that comes up is some bullshit about a southern accent

omg you seached up timothy and your asian? nah you gotta seach up asian timothy

by Master117boss September 5, 2019

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Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.

Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...

by Honky Mofo April 13, 2011

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Asian banger

A person male or female generally Caucasian but could be black or Hispanic, who hangs with Asians and tries to encompass themselves into their culture and ways . Not limited to Oriental Asian Pakistani or Indians and other brown Asians as well). Basically a poser who may be trying to get Asian p$ssy or fulfill their fantasies of being Asian.

That kid Alex has been dating this Pakistani girl for years now. He's just an Asian banger. Every FB post he's tagging along like a puppy to the bear ramen bar or Asian fusion restaurant . What a whipped poser!

by Grailed July 28, 2025

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