A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
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Girl 1 to Girl 2: What was Jeff's house party like?
Girl 2:Nothing spec. But Jess and I found a beautiful Greek stallion, so we decided to pass the ham in the bathroom for a while.
Girl 2:Nothing spec. But Jess and I found a beautiful Greek stallion, so we decided to pass the ham in the bathroom for a while.
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I need some money to pay rent bitch you just got yo hair n nails done and a nigga can’t get a dime let alone a meal. A female always yelling my nigga gotta have money and her last nigga was broke as fuck and Bitch you broke!! Ham ass bitch!
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It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
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