CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Fuck and duck

When someone has sex with another person but then after the experience avoids all contact with that person.

His dick was so small, he keeps texting me but i think i'm gonna pull a fuck and duck.

by toomuchsass November 22, 2015

Duck master

Someone who has mastered the art of fucking.

Get naked and let the Duck Master show you how it’s done.

by Thedaveman000 February 12, 2018

duck bath

When you don't have time for a shower. You wash your face, neck and armpits with soap and a washcloth in the sink.

I woke up late and all I had time for was a duck bath.

by Neskire January 15, 2017

fancy duck

a very straight, non toxic fancy duck with a cute little top hat.

omg its the very straight, non toxic fancy duck with a cute little top hat.

by quibblee May 3, 2021

venomous duck

A girl gives the duckface to the head of a cock just as the man blows his load on her lips

Dude! Did Becky really finish you up with the venomous duck?

by Duck duck goose July 8, 2015

Donald duck

When you have a large fart about to erupt cup your hand over your sphincter and rock hand from side to side. This produces a sound remarkably similar to donald duck. Works even better in the shower.

Fuck that dinner party was dull until steve ripped that donald duck.

by Tbonedonut November 10, 2018