the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
Get the bus drivermug. A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 9, 2018
Get the Bus pushermug. by TippyTappyFlea September 23, 2023
Get the Full as a bingo busmug. “Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024
Get the Russian Busmug. Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.
Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?
by Who Let The Frogs Out April 24, 2018
Get the driving a bus on the boulevardmug. by king_D__ August 5, 2023
Get the bus cranemug. Someone who has graduated from the short bus ( middle school or high school.) and is still a fucking idiot. even if you've never been on the short bus you are not exempt from being classified as a Short Bus Alumni. (As long as your stupid or do stupid shit or as kind as your an idiot and do idiotic shit you can proudly claim your a Short Bus Alumni
If anyone does something remotely stupid or any action devoid of intelligence, the proper response should be " Are you a Short Bus Alumni?". It could also be use to say that one is not stupid or devoid of intelligence " At least your not a Short Bus Alumni"
by Autumn Emperor August 26, 2024
Get the Short Bus Alumnimug.