An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.
"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."
by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025

Person A: "I can't belive Brendan kissed Ryan onstage!"
Person B: "Well, I guess a lot of their fans enjoyed it."
Person A: "If a no man's band did that, people would probably boo them."
Person B: "Well, I guess a lot of their fans enjoyed it."
Person A: "If a no man's band did that, people would probably boo them."
by Blagiechanga December 7, 2009

When you’re director makes you feel guilty for not practicing so you pity practice (and you don’t get shit done).
My director was yelling at us to practice. I have total band guilt.
I didn’t practice at all this year, and now we have our last concert. I’m struck with band guilt.
I didn’t practice at all this year, and now we have our last concert. I’m struck with band guilt.
by Autumn Choma December 13, 2021

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

May also be called the Assistant to the Band Director
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan
by The Band Aid April 23, 2010

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
