9/11

Kat's half birthday

9/11 is great. It's Kat's half birthday :)

by Kilo.seth November 24, 2021

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Windows 11

See Windows 10.

Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a different theme applied to it.

by Symptom of things August 8, 2022

7-11

when they say gas station sushi, they really just mean 7-11 sushi. 7-11 is a home to any indian man that exists, it is known to have rather crappy food and even worst sushi.

"Hello welcome to my teben eleben."
"I ate that sushi from 7-11 and now i have uncontrollable orgasm syndrome"

by PENIS 2: THE COCK STRIKES BACK November 29, 2022

Dec 11

Dec 11 is national kiss your girlfriend day

Dec 11 kiss your girlfriend even if its unexpected

by iveluvsyou December 8, 2023

Octomber 11

National Slay your gypsy friend day

A: Do you know what day is today?
Gypsy friend: No. Why?
A: Its Octomber 11... national Slay your gypsy friend day!!
Gypsy friend: ?? You cant do this to me

by Block D John October 10, 2021

December 11

December 11 is national kiss short blondes on the cheek or slap their ass 10 times throughout the day even if they are taken

Boy: kisses shirt blonde person
Short blonde person: hey! What was that for?? Im taken!
Boy: its december 11
Short blonde: ohhhh

by Idkwhat to put myname as December 10, 2020