My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

word on my cheese

It a way of saying really, actually and on god. If you don’t say it your a bata male who pulls no bitches and has a cook 2 inches or less.

Timmy : I got a girlfriend.
SuperChad : Word on my cheese?!

by WordOnMyCheese June 13, 2022

my aesthetic

means to be one who is pleasing or appealing
for another.
It doesn't have to be your partner. It can also be
your friends and family.

Ooof! John was so sweet every time we went. I
guess he is my aesthetic.

by eatmyberries June 13, 2022

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!

Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022