What. The shit.

An elegant way of expressing you're disbelief.

"Yoooo i asked the Brian's mom out yesterday and she said yes I'm so hyped!"
"What. The shit. YOU ASKED WHO OUT?"

by Alxi. February 13, 2021

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008

shit man

uhhh a popular member in dannocal discord server

he hates france
he is popular

i love shit man

by mrbest6000000 December 9, 2023

shit shaker

A raggedy ass car.

I'm bout ready to get rid of this shit shaker. I can't get no women driving this!

by LeAndrie Deal June 26, 2016

Shit Hive

A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.

B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work

C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.

A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!

B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.

C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.

by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018

Shit rain

When water falls from the sky just enough to move dirt around but not wash away the dirt.

Did you take your car to a dirt wash?
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.

Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.

by sdklegend June 6, 2015